Wednesday, March 6, 2013

WAY TOO LATE TO BE WRITING

Once Upon a time
its a story line
but also a ridiculous rhyme.

Once upon a time there lived a -------------
And they lived Happily ever after----------

Maybe someday someone will write-- Once Upon a time--- at exactly 6 AM there lived a ---ordinarily looking women, ---yes she was alive at one time--- this isn't just fiction and then she died and I guess it was once a happy ending but it didn't take into affect her death. Ha HA not so funny----------------

OK here's a story for you....................................

Once Upon a time there lived a tree and the tree was the smallest in the forest and one day Santa came looking for a Christmas tree to put in the North Pole square for all the elves to decorate.  Roughdough the red nosed reindeer came on this quest with Santa and they both searched for many hours. Roughdough then  saw the little tree and loved it so much that he wanted to show Santa. The little tee was so excited that he might be chosen for that years Christmas tree. so the tree waited patiently in anticipation. Then Santa stood towering over the little tree and smiled while he looked down.  Santa opened his mouth and said  Naaa hes way too small, smaller even then the elves. Roughdough agreed and peed on the tree. THE END

Definitely not a Happily Ever After story. :)

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